I'm going to the mall
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Submitted by lambert on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 1:11pm
Make that "I'm going to the fucking mall." Sorry.

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Make that "I'm going to the fucking mall." Sorry.
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There's a mall of fucking near where you live?
If so, how in the world do you find time to blog?
Or am I trapped in a grammar web of smoke and trickery, you bastard? Is "fucking" modifying "mall?" And if so, in what case? And in that case, is there any 15-year old scotch? And if so, where did you get the money to buy a case of scotch, you bastard?
Let me back up a second...
"The mall of fucking" would be another way of saying "the fucking mall" if "fucking" was the genitive case, wouldn't it? Or is it the genitalitive case?
Who says grammar is boring?
It's just a fucking intensifier
So lighten the fuck up.
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