I want to personally thank our famously free press...
... for asking not one single question about the financial crisis during Obama's presser tonight. Every American must do their part in these troubled times, and not asking questions, especially about the extremely large sums of money being collected by banksters, is very important!
You, ladies and gentlemen of the Fourth Estate, fully justified your First Amendment protection tonight! I'm proud of you.
NOTE [Gag. Spew]