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I used to think I could write a good headline

But I bow to the master:

Hooker: Duke Cunningham Fed Me Grapes in Hot Tub

Then the subhed just clinches it:

  • Cunningham's "Unbelievably Dirty" Hot Tub


Not that there's anything wrong with any of it, of course. If you compare the harm a hooker does to the harm that Cunningham, the Republicans, and the entire Conservative movement has done, your typical clean, honest, diligent working girl comes out on top.

NOTE The best part of "unbelievably dirty" comes when you imagine what it takes to establish a baseline for comparison. CD, are there a lot of hot tubs in DC?

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