Hot Tips for the Obama Campaign
Don't be elitist during your own campaign ads!
The transcript of Obama's new ad:
(in Obama's impressive voice:)
"I was raised by a single mom and my grandparents. We didn't have much money..."
Mr. Obama's grandparents did have some money and they spent a lot of it on him. Mr. Obama attended an expensive private school in Hawaii, partly on scholarship, true. But, according to USA Today, his grandmother, who appears in an ad for Mr. Obama, was a trail-blazing bank vice president. You know, bank vice president's salaries are more than 'not much money.'
At least amongst us gun-toting, bitter, religious, small town, lunch bucket Democrats who don't understand ourselves, work hard, and refuse to believe our old jobs are gone forever...