Because it's not Festivus until you've said "holiday" instead of "Christmas." Drink some elf blood today! Anyway, I'm on the road, having done the museums of DC with my guest and generally defined Fabulous. We took off yesterday and suffered some unHoly traffic snafus along the way up the coast. I won't be taking I-95 during the holidays again anytime soon, that's for sure. So what is everyone eating? This year, I'm not cooking for once, and I'll report back in when the torpor wears off. All I was told is "lobster, french, lobster." Tell him to stop looking at me, I didn't put him in that pot...Be merry and excellent to each other, y'all.