Holiday Cheer
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Shystee tips for getting into this funky holiday:
1. Ninjatune's Solid Steel Christmas Mix
It's a weekly DJ show out of London and you know those Brits love them some Critmit. The first hour features a bunch of Christmas-related hip-hop and other funky business, including:
Run Dmc: Christmas Is
Kool Moe Dee: Christmas Rap
Lee Scratch Perry: Merry Christmas "'Tis the Season to be Irie"
Eazy E: Mary Mother (complete the sentence)
De La Soul: Millie Pulled A Pistol On Santa
The second hour has some great spoken word samples with festive background music starting at 01:41
Bush orders a "comprehensive assault on Christmas".
"Do you know a Terrorist"?
Michael Moore's Oscar Acceptance Speech
Winston Churchill "we shall fight..."
Lewis Black explains how the US economy is "tied to Santa's ass"
2. Watch Mr. "War on Christmas" himself, John Gibson, lose his mind on the air
Brought to you by the fine french folks at Escrocs et Menteurs. Oh yeah, he's also an alleged angry alcoholic and teenage girl fondler.
3. Mix up a blender full of Frothy Wingnuts
Garonteed to get you in the mood. After a couple, you'll be doing the Wingnut Shuffle AKA The Lucky Ducky Chickenhawk Goosestep Strut.
4. If you don't have anything better to do, volunteer.
I'm going to deliver meals to old folks who live alone tomorrow. I wonder if I get a Santa Pimp hat as part of the deal. Well, even if I don't, it should be worth it.
