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Sat, 07/25/2009 - 5:02pm — DCblogger

Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him:

When you're a reporter, you occasionally have to ask uncomfortable questions of someone. In this case, I landed an interview with the Georgia Creator's Rights Party candidate for governor, Neal Horsley, who is running on the secessionist platform. During the course of my research, I stumbled upon the fact that Horsley had screwed a mule. (Horsely originally fessed up in an Esquire article, which was picked up by Alan Colmes.) At that point, the campaign, the crusade, everything else kind of takes a backseat to the fact that he screwed a mule.

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Ha!

By Damon on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 11:38pm

At that point, the campaign, the crusade, everything else kind of takes a backseat to the fact that he screwed a mule.

Sorry, I simply have nothing else to add. From the link:

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

I thought this was a joke; horrifyingly, it is not.

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But, we've always been at war with Eastasia...

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benefit of the doubt

By gizzardboy on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 2:24pm

Maybe with a name like "Horsley" it didn't seem like a different species.

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