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George Felix Allen Is A Bubeleh!

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Image Courtesy of General JC Christian
Patriot and Mason Jar Collector

Jesus' General is leading the way in assisting George Felix Allen's quest to corner the Virginia Racist Demographic that he so heartily covets. In comments to JC's Bring back those old-time values post, L.G. Fucktard pointed out that George Felix Allen is One Schmekel of Separation from the Anti-Mel Gibson Marching and Chowder Society. Yawheh forfend, Mr. Allen seems to be distancing himself from his tribe.

Jews. Christians. Racism. Nooses. Neck fat. This story has it all. Oh, and Kalifornia Kosher somehow enters into it too, as Allen is from my home state! Not being one to avoid a Beach Boys tune when the Sabbath allows, I penned the following in his honor...

Oy, Wish They All Could Be California Jews!

Well East coast Jews are pips
I really dig those balebatisheh yiden
And the Southern Jews with the way they schlep
Ich danken Gott for boychicks there

The Mid-West Rabbis' daughters really are so very geshmak
And the Northern girls with the way they greps
They keep their boyfriends hetsken mit kreplach

Oy, wish they all could be California
Oy, wish they all could be California
Oy, wish they all could be California Jews!

The West Coast has all the prietzteh
And the goyim are so shaigitz
I get mashugga, ja, tsivildivit
I get shpilkes and start to shvitz

Ich bin um die Erde gereist
And I've zetzed zaftiks in the shtetl
Yeah, but I couldn't love a shikseh out in the stiksa
Ich liebe die reizendsten mädchen in der Welt

Oy, wish they all could be California
Oy, wish they all could be California
Oy, wish they all could be California Jews!

Oy, wish they all could be California
(Jews, Jews, Jews yeah I dig the)
Oy, wish they all could be California
(Jews, Jews, Jews yeah I dig the)
Oy, wish they all could be California
(Jews, Jews, Jews yeah I dig the)
Oy, wish they all could be California
(Jews, Jews, Jews yeah I dig the)

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