Furry fans hot for Republican plush toys
Make up your own jokes!
Well, I do have to quote from this joke of a Reptilican fundraising email:
Meet Max the elephant. He proudly sports his Republican colors with the official Republican National Committee logo.
Max is only available for a limited-time to our most loyal supporters like you [snicker] and is sure to be snapped up quickly. Bring Max home as a gift for your favorite Republican, child or grandchild...
Even if, or perhaps especially, if you're abusing them!
... or to display in your own office. ... A wonderful plush toy, Max will not only tug at your heart strings; he serves as a small reminder of what is at stake. In 2008 .... [blah, blah, blah]
And all for only $35...
Oh well, at leat