Friday Joke Exchange
It's Friday. Heard any good jokes?
I'm thinking about fruit jokes and Shakespeare jokes....
Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Because they come in bunches!
What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
A potato with watery eyes!
I don't know but I want to eat it for breakfast!
What do you get when you cross a tree with a genius?
How do bananas greet each other?
With a banana shake!
What is King Kong's favorite food?
When is an apple a grouch?
When it's a crab apple!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Shakespeare walks into a pub and the landlord says, ‘I’m not serving you.’
Shakespeare says, ‘Wherefore, prithee?’
And the landlord says, ‘You’re bard!’