Friday Joke Exchange
According to research, I should wait until 6:03 next week to start our joke exchange...
No connection here with getting home to dinner I'm sure:
"Laugh Lab researchers found that jokes are funniest at 6:03 PM around the middle of the month and least humorous at 1:30 AM at the end of the month."
And what were you doing calling me at 1:30 AM?
"The (Laugh Lab) also found that “people who laugh more … have healthier immune systems than others,” and they cite another researcher “who estimated that a good laugh produces an increase in heart rate that is equivalent to ten minutes on a rowing machine.”"
Read and contribute here for your own health!
It's been long long rainy week...
so, heard any good jokes recently? Or any bad puns?
Here's the world's funniest joke (or possibly not, as per Monty Python), joke most rated 65% or over by people all over the world who got snookered into rating jokes by the Laugh Lab, I mean, according to a study by the Laugh Lab at Hertfordshire University:
"A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "O.K., now what?""
--by Spike Milligan, the British comedian, musician and chief writer of the legendary “Goon Show.”