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Free Beauregard Scaife!

Oooh, this should be fun. There is just nothing like a good, dirty, bloody, knock-down-drag-out divorce battle to bring air and sunshine to a pile of shit, and we can think of nobody more deserving of that label than Mr. billionaire newspaper publisher Richard Mellon Scaife.

His soon-to-be-ex wife wants her other dog back. Yellow lab name of Beauregard. Oh, and some other trinkets too, little knicknacks of sentimental value, described as "414 items worth nearly $11.4 million." Trivial things.

These disputes are just the prelim round for the main fight itself, which should be where we get the nice juicy details of how Mr. Pile o' Shit Scaife came by his ill-gotten loot. And what he did with it afterwards.

Heh. Indeedy. as some might say.

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