Food Fight III: Father

CC declines comment, but I didn't.

it's a class marker. non-elite women serve the "whore" function, it's how the elites define non-elites when not defining us "baby oven" or "handmaiden." elites can pay to have the real thing made, and it sets them apart, special. the semi-celebrity associated with the costume itself, and the social capital that creates, is reserved for elites. now, i don't define Con fans who do this as elite, as most of the time they do it themselves and it's almost an art these days, and surely a craft. but speaking simply as a status marker among the elite, it is on purpose that non-elite women rarely have access to the real costume, and frequently offered whore-esque "choices."

I'd like to start by saying i'm a longtime reader of graphic literature and speculative fiction of a wide range of genres.

The Patriarchy is hard at work here, employing a pretty wide range of tools here, tools which are literal pressures upon the shape of a woman, the way she shapes herself and is shaped.

A friend of mine and I often discuss how America is turning into the land of the sex worker, and this is another example supporting that. Uneasily last year, sis and I joked about it, looking for costumes for her and her family. "One things, for sure: there's no shortage of "sexy!" costumes for women. but not for men, oddly. sexy taxi driver, sexy pediatric ICU nurse, sexy mortician..." ha ha. or something. I suppose one could argue, "well, the original costumes would still get a woman killed instantly in Afghanistan, walking in it down the street." And that's one more pressure point upon women and girls to conform to an impossibly artificial shape. But anyway, my focus on the class/economic element to it is my primary focus. What's yours?

I think people who take the time to make their own as close to the original (and yet "original" in this case does not really mean "real," but nevermind) are pretty cool. It can be damn time consuming and expensive.

I think the "do" here is to not participate in this aspect of the consumer exercise that the holiday has become. One of CC's commentors said she was going with the neo-pagan version, that could be interpreted as a progressive "do" in a way.

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Speaking of costumes

Some of the clothes they sell for little girls these days are unbelievably inappropriate.

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. " - Eleanor Roosevelt

Which is why I make my daughter's costumes

n/t

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
- Sir William Drummond

So what would be a sexy costume for a man

that wouldn't be seen as "teh gai" by other men? Granted, that's also a perception problem, but...

A popular one in the pattern mags at the store

Is Neo from The Matrix. Jack Sparrow is popular too.

Of course, neither of those is "sexy" the way they market "sexy" for women's costumes, though I think they are quite sexy.

A coworker is going to a swinger's Halloween party, dressed as Jane, while her boyfriend is going as Tarzan. That's about the only skimpy one I can think of.

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
- Sir William Drummond

Hercules, or Aeolus

from the Sam Raimi series (that begat Xena).

Indiana Jones (or if the guy's younger The Librarian, the movie-series with Noah Wyle, is good).

Retro's good too -- Zorro, for instance, or if the guy has a good enough figure, a "suit of light" a la the classic Spanish bullfighters of yore. Also, a rodeo cowboy. (If you've never seen a guy in Wranglers that *fit* ... you don't know what you're missing.) Fred Flintstone (the one-shoulder fingertip-length tunic), if the guy's shaped right.

Those are the classics, if you will.

If the guy can *move* -- a Tour de France rider, a ballet dancer, a beach volleyball player, or a vintage, old-skool MLB "uniform" -- the pants that look painted on and are made out of chalk-stripe stretch knit, for example. Those are the "edgy" ones that come to mind (day-glo spandex by the square kilometer, however, tends to dull the effect ...)

Guys *want* to go as ballplayers. If they're built right they can look pretty hot in throwback NBA stuff (when the shorts weren't pedal-pushers yet, nobody had more tats than stats, and players actually had hair). It's hard to look hot in football gear (well, unless you're good with the sweat-drenched version).

The "MIB" look works on some guys.


We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0

1 John 4:18

For the past two years my partner

Has gone as a sniper, in his own homemade ghillie suit.

Of course, no one could figure out what he was, kept thinking he was Swamp Thing.

I keep trying to make him a pirate, since he used to be in the Navy.

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
- Sir William Drummond

is his ghillie suit shades of blue? Has he got a

(PVC or other reasonable facsimile) slung rifle / spotting scope (it should look like a megaphone)?

He's ex-NAVY???? and he built a ghillie suit? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Oscar?

And Swamp Thing? he should bust a move (and their chops).

Aeryl, you have to put up a photo, of the suit at the least.


We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0

1 John 4:18

When he joined

The Navy offered the best deal and least chance of getting shot.

So he got to drive this:

And then he got to drive this:

Which was a lot more fun.

He's always been a sniper at heart though, and he learned how to make a ghillie suit from the SeALS aboard his ship.

He made this one for his airsoft league(I'm trying to find pics of him at airsoft), where he is feared for 300 miles. At his next game, they are having 3 teams of 20 or so, and he is a team all his own*, because he gives any team he's on an unfair advantage.

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
- Sir William Drummond

SEAL team teachers?

Yeah, I can see why they're afraid of him in an airsoft league.


We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0

1 John 4:18

You're towing a whole universe with that question

We're so far from reality at this point that there's no mainstream model for heterosexual male sexiness. Any guy being sexy for someone else has got to be trying to please some man. There is nobody else. (Whoever heard of trying to please a female?) So he's "teh gay" no matter what.

According to dude bros, that is.

The only way to get on with our lives is to ignore them, I think. Ask the gal you're going with what she wants.

A Brooks Brothers suit, I would say

That's about it, right?

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

unwarranted assumption,

Lambert. ;)

Colbert made milpat look phat in one over the summer,

yeah. But how many guys are built like Stephen Colbert?
Or George Strait, for that matter?

Yeah, I like button downs, Wranglers that fit, and dinner-plate beltbuckles. The boots really need more heel, though, than those flat things he wears on stage....


We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0

1 John 4:18

I am old enough to remember

those men's suits commercials that used that song "What a difference a Day Makes" and how the guys would go from good looking work with your hands guys to fantastic looking guys in suits. I loved those ads and thought they were mighty sexy myself. I have no idea why they didn't run them forever.

found one..

Why only tanned and sculpted?

Tronman

Fat guys need love too. Here's Tron man.

Sorry, I don't fall in love with politicians. I'm not that desperate.

Not Only Tanned & Sculpted. Goofy, too.


We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0

1 John 4:18

oh my bleeding jeebus! oka <i>oka!!1!</i>

that is too adorable! lolwut.

i like my men gaii. the most attractive looking men to me are 1)dapper fashionistas or 2)trannies. i suppose that sounds bad or something, but it's true. one of my best friends is a fallen angel, he just has the most beautiful, out of a 15th c. painting face you've ever seen, and he's wicked smart and loves loud, colorful, but really expensive and tasteful men's clothing. i love going out with him and the rest of my bois, we never fail to part waters. in a tranny, i like the ones with better taste than i have, or perhaps the low key (i know) glitterqueen. i had a barfriend from Argentina, she really had it down. it was like going out with the girl next door.

I'm sticking with the Brooks Brothers suit, yo

So much more effective than a pirate costume, even for pirates!

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

Wanna be a pirate lookalike this Halloween?

Jeff Skilling and Bernie Madoff have it down, yo.

Ain't sexy, but livin' for the day Cheney gets his issued keeps me goin'.
I'm just sayin'.


We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0

1 John 4:18

The real pirates shave their heads!

Seems to be the fashion at Goldman Sachs...

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

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