First-year analyst dress code
"Wear a good-looking and professional watch, but nothing too nice or you risk having a nicer watch than your boss or client," said a first-year hedge fund analyst. "You'd think this wouldn't be an issue, but you would be amazed how many guys show up on the first day of their internship wearing a $5,[sic]0000 Cartier or Montblanc watch."
Interns? Where'd they get the money? Daddy?
Nice work if you can get it!