Factless Falafels vs. The Big Bad Blogosphere
From Think Progress, we have this update on the "Falafels Against San Francisco" Controversy:
Oâ€™Reilly said â€œif Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, weâ€™re not going to do anything about it. Weâ€™re going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco.â€
At first, Oâ€™Reilly defended his comments as â€œnot controversial.â€ That didnâ€™t seem to work, so tonight he claimed the whole thing was a â€œsatirical riff.â€
In Oâ€™Reillyâ€™s view the only real problem is the â€œinternet smear sitesâ€ drawing attention to his comments:
Some far left internet smear sites have launched a campaign to get me fired over my point of view. I believe they do this on a daily basis. This time the theme is Oâ€™Reilly is encouraging terrorist attacks. Unbelievably stupid. Not unusual with these guttersnipes.
Itâ€™s unclear where Oâ€™Reilly would find such a list. But since he has labeled everyone who supports websites like MediaMatters.org and ThinkProgress.org as â€œanti-militaryâ€ it seems to be an effort to intimidate and shame our readers.
At the time this post was published, the promised list doesnâ€™t appear on billoreilly.com. Stay tuned for updates.
As WWII ended, the Nazis grew more fanatic in their dealings. In the last few months of the war, over 10,000 German soldiers were executed for having the common sense to desert.
Now, the sexual harrassing O'Reilly is looking to draw up a list.
So how do you get on it?
Because, O'Reilly, who's never served a day helping anyone, forget in uniform, is going to deterime who's anti-military? Who's he going to start with, Kos, Juan Cole? Please. Maybe he'll attack Cindy Sheehan again. So who is O'Reilly gonna put on his list. Too bad he can't start with
the late David Hackworth.
Maybe we should start the Golden Pheasant list, those who have benefitted from the war without actually serving.
I'm laughing, really hard, right now. "Bring it on, Falafel Boy!"
Seriously. To quote my favorite guilty pleasure show, You wanna go, Glinda? Let's Go. (100 quatloos to the first poster who can name the show and episode)
I'm not afraid of these never-served punks. I'm not afraid of their cum-guzzling troll followers, their needle-dicked pundit buddies, or even the "tough" people spending my tax dollars that C+ Augustus lavishes upon them. You wanna do McCarthy Part 2? Fine.
An internet war with the lefty heavy hitters is one the Right can only lose. We've got the facts, the organization, and the fire on our side. Not to mention that we were "proved fucking right" on practically every issue. While we can't win in the unfair, completely biased mainstream media environment, the Internet is ours.
Make your list, pansy. And grab your loofa. 'Cause I'm gonna show you a whole new meaning of the word "pain;" you've probably never imagined how something so soft could cause so much damage. Then again, I'd have said the same thing about your Frat Boy's brain five years ago. Time for a little payback.