Everything you need to know about twitter as a political medium
This site is great. You can manipulate the faces of Bush and Gore so they look like freaky old men. If you make their white collars really tall they look like Edward Gorey drawings! I love Ed Gorey!
240 characters, here we come!
According to my secret remote sensor log the next president of the US is not going to be Bush OR Gore. It will be a benevolent puppet dictatorship governed by the strong caring hand of a matriarchal group of anonymous, heavyset Mediterranean women who reside in an undisclosed locale near the sea. Viva la Kalamata!
I'm tired. Go to bed.
If you've ever been tempted to think of anyone on the A list as a terminally ironic quick hit artist, you need to read "Biz." You ain't seen nothing.
And if the Village has reduced itself to communicating through twitter -- and if the tweeting Anna Marie Cox is the new Sally Quinn -- we are truly doomed.
NOTE We've got to work on our cliches. It's not undisclosed locale, it's undisclosed location. Of course, the wrong word does save characters. LOL.