Easter Hallucinations Plague Already Agitated Bush
This kind of stuff really, really makes Bush jittery. Especially when the Rabbit People make with the cute voices, and talk to the President about all the dead humans who are going to pop out of the eggs on Easter morning, on the White House lawn, and point at him and scream but only he will be able to see them. He is so not looking forward to Easter. Note to White House staff: changing his meds is not going to help.