Dem leadership tackles jobs issue with "Team Pelosi Tote Bag"

SMBIVA:

This just in, from the DCCC:

Diane von Furstenberg designed Team Pelosi Tote Bag
$65.00

Legendary designer Diane von Furstenberg has specially designed a signature tote bag to benefit Speaker Pelosi and House Democrats. The proceeds will go directly to helping elect House Democrats. Perfect for work, the beach or travel, this stylish tote is available only through the DCCC for a limited time. The bag measures 17"w x 14"h x 5"d. Union made in the USA.

You can't make this stuff up. Personally, I would be happy to buy the bag, and even pay more than $65 for it, if Ms Pelosi's bleached disarticulated skeleton were neatly tucked inside, each vertebra and phalange lovingly wrapped in organic silk spun from Marin Country worms who heard nothing but Vivaldi during their short happy laid-back lives.

I really can't improve on that level of snark, so I think I'll just stop.

NOTE Except remember: "They are advocates. We are leaders."