Don't Take Your Guns To Town
Now, as a good ol’-fashioned Southern girl, I always try to give credit where credit is due…and I’ve always been fair about givin’ credit to the Right for their amazing ability to make people vote against their own best interests. Despite all the Right’s talent, I was still amazed that they managed to motivate (translate: terrify) people into protesting an issue that doesn’t even exist. Now that’s somethin’!
So if the President’s repeated denials weren’t clear enough, I just gotta’ wonder: Did any of these douches stop for a second (and I DON’T mean the Amendment!) to consider the fact that he is a Constitutional scholar? Oh, that’s right… I forgot… he’s a Socialist, Commie, secret Muslim operative that only spent all those years knee deep in all that Constitution-y stuff to fool us all into electing him! What on Earth was I thinkin’?
The true-blue Americans that are actually afraid aren’t the ones that piss me off. Rather, it’s those who have made it perfectly clear that the only way you’re gettin’ their pistols is to pry them from their cold, dead hands. The real evil bastards comprise the so-called liberal media that refuses to practice actual journalism and mention that no one wants to take these folks’ fuckin’ guns. Unfortunately, if you scare the shit out of people (especially with lies and hyperbole), sometimes they buy it – and become afraid.
I guess for once, just once, I wish those corporate pricks would tell the American public the truth. But hey, on that note, I suppose I’ll have to follow one of my own favorite pieces of advice: wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.