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From A Linguist Explains the Grammar of Doge. Wow:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.


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Submitted by hyperpolarizer on

Doge bard speak
sux rocks
thru a pygmy's
blow pipe.

Or mebbe jus:
sux canal mud

Or maybe jus
plain sux.

Yes am engineer
reads books.
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate

Submitted by lambert on

One of the fun things about doge is that one can actually imagine a dog's stream of consciousness being much like that.

I suppose I Can Haz Cheeseburger? works for cats, but maybe not?

Surely there should be a catcoin as well as a dogecoin?