Death by Media: Radioactive Days
I woke up Sunday AM and by habit, tuned in to CBS news radio. The dulcet tones of news guy Harley Carnes related how radioactive bluefish tuna swam all the way from Japan to our west coast. And then he told us not to worry; the fish were perfectly OK to eat since the added radioactivity was only 2% of what occurs naturally.
You first, Harley.
I tried to find a verifying transcript, but all I could locate was this thread comment on an obscure site:
but harley carnes on kcbs said it was ok to eat, according to the "official"
If you listen closely, you can hear an elite "Haw haw haw!!" from Versailles.
PS - I originally found 5 Google links to this story. So I investigated one of them (the one you see above). When I resurfaced, only 2 links were still there.