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Dear NSA, I don't want to have to tell you a third time

but will you please stop bouncing the mail I send to Leah?

Love,

Lambert

P.S. Leah, I just sent you more email. You know what to do. And if you sent me mail, tell me what to look for in comments here.

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Submitted by leah on

And it's getting a bit smelly.

Lambert, look for a small dead day lily and one small riotting seabass to arrive in your InBox.

Well, if they weren't archiving us before, they sure as hell will be now.

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Submitted by chicago dyke on

i wonder if we could come up with some that would keep the nsa ferrets working over time? just for fun, of course, and to make sure our finest men in black maintain a secure front in the glorious war on terra.

john has a long moustache. john has a long moustache.
nighthawk, come in nighthawk.
the lillies in the field are darkest before the dawn. dawn is slow in coming.
yo momma so fat, she need two zip codes.

let me consult with my genius philologist linguist nephew, who invents new words every day.

how many times does "nsa" have to appear on a blog before it gets kicked up the surviellance ladder? that's what i want to know.

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Mares eat oats and does eat oats
But little lambs eat ivy
A kid'll eat ivy too
Wouldn't you?

Submitted by lambert on

I even wrapped them!

We. Are. Going. To. Die. We must restore hope in the world. We must bring forth a new way of living that can sustain the world. Or else it is not just us who will die but everyone. What have we got to lose? Go forth and Fight!—Xan

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