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Dear NSA

Dear NSA:

Would you process my mail more rapidly? A turnaround time of less than 24 hours would be nice.

And I'm expecting a big file I haven't gotten yet. Would you check the luggage room?




I don't think it's as bad as all that. We're having telecom wheelings and dealings up here, and I think they're cutting over to a new system. But still.

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Submitted by chicago dyke on

think about it. we know they're out there, somewhere, watching over us. sometimes, they hear us and do things accordingly. sometimes, they don't. they answer to an all-powerful ruler who says he loves us and decides for us, but who also smotes some of us because he wants to prove he's bigger than his daddy.

they're just like angels in the monotheistic pantheons (heh), only more evil. or, the same.

Submitted by lambert on

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.