Das Kapital rewritten as a patent application
OK, it's one of those word salad phrase generators, but it's pretty good!
A method and device for comprehending theoretically the historical movement.
A method and device for comprehending theoretically the historical movement. The device comprises a sentimental veil, a mere instrument, a whole surface, a modern working condition, an essential product, a poor stock-in-trade, heavy artillery, a present system, a feudal system, a great factory, a collective product, a last resort, a transcendental robe, a bribed tool.
BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS
Figure 1 is an isometric view of the progressive historical development of the proletariat
Figure 3 schematically illustrates a certain stage in the development
Figure 5 is an isometric view of the whole superincumbent strata of official society
Figure 7 is an isometric view of the undeveloped state of class
Figure 8 is a perspective view of the first conditions for emancipation
Figure 9 is a cross section of the bourgeois sense
And so forth!