No. Because see simultaneous trend: bullet-proof backpack sales soar 500% since Friday -- at $200-$300 a pop, flying off the shelves (purchased by parents). It's certainly not about the children.
... and not just backpacks -- also selling like hotcakes: Kid Body Armor!
Hey, Aggregate Demand is spiking -- just in time to make up for slouchy Xmas Retail Season so far.
Plus the kidz can actually dress like the psycho killers in their video game ... in the Real World, e.g., at School! This plus a lot of Ritalin coursing through the kidz'z bloodstreams ... What could possibly go wrong?
Escalation. That was quick. The only safe student body is an armed one!
To be fair, though, escalation could fast lead to all parents packing nukes in their kids' lunchboxes. Then it'll all quiet down, because detente. RIght?
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No. Because see simultaneous trend: bullet-proof backpack sales soar 500% since Friday -- at $200-$300 a pop, flying off the shelves (purchased by parents). It's certainly not about the children.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bulletproof-backpack-sales-spik...
Re: "N.R.A. Calls for Armed Guards in Schools to Deter Violence"
... and not just backpacks -- also selling like hotcakes: Kid Body Armor!
Hey, Aggregate Demand is spiking -- just in time to make up for slouchy Xmas Retail Season so far.
Plus the kidz can actually dress like the psycho killers in their video game ... in the Real World, e.g., at School! This plus a lot of Ritalin coursing through the kidz'z bloodstreams ... What could possibly go wrong?
6th Grade student brings gun to school on parent's orders
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Escalation. That was quick. The only safe student body is an armed one!
To be fair, though, escalation could fast lead to all parents packing nukes in their kids' lunchboxes. Then it'll all quiet down, because detente. RIght?
It's a self-licking ice cream cone!
Let's just give all the kids guns....
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Those self-licking ice cream cones -- they're just everywhere!