I just ran into some folk who know some folk, and got word on Michael Vick … the absurdity and hypocrisy of it all is just unbearable. Michael Vick gets annihilated for dogfights, and Cheney and Gonzales get cut loose for torture and genocide. Kill a dog go to jail kill a nation get a bonus. Fuck it, nobody said life was fair. I miss you Mike. Remember baby, nobody can hold out indefinitely. Keep your head up.

Now, on to the Gulf. I’ve been hearing chatter all over the motherfuckin’ bubble (globe for those of you in need of translation) about this oil thing. Except in the Mainstream Media.

First, I want to give a big shout out to the whole Corrente Clan! Lambert love the new look. Yes I still live. Yes I will be on the low low a little while longer. At least until the systemic anomaly known as “THE ONE” has resolved itself. It seems Justice Thomas has found cause to scrutinize the allegation that “THE ONE” may not be eligible for POTUS status.

It seems all his mom’s anthropological jet setting may have jeopardized his status as a natural born citizen of the United States of America. Now, to be sure, I can’t imagine someone running for president wouldn’t have considered this. So, of course, it must be far fetched. But, out of all the allegations hurled against “THE ONE” this one has grown some legs.