Caption the Fondler
Oh, I know I shouldn't do this, but this is why we love him:
Condi sez the head of my penis reminds her of a little Nazi helmet (hett hett).
I'd call this a animal attraction but i'm not into all those new positions.
You remind me of a hooker I knew in Houston.
I'll be your Fuhrer, if you'll be my Eva.
Would you like to dance or should I go ficken myself again?