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okanogen's blog http://correntewire.com/blog/okanogen If you have "no place to go," come here! en Conspiracy Bingo! http://correntewire.com/conspiracy_bingo <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p>In honor of 9/11 Truthers and dogged conspiracy theoristsbeverywhere, I created <a href="http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/custom/?title=Conspiracy+Bingo&amp;exclamation=GRASSY+KNOLL!!!!&amp;terms=Crisis+Actor%0D%0AGrassy+Knoll%0D%0AIlluminati%0D%0AArea+51%0D%0ARoswell%0D%0AControlled+Demolition%0D%0AWorld+Trade+Center%0D%0ABlack+Helicopters%0D%0ASheeple%0D%0AKnown+Laws+of+Physics%0D%0AFalse+Flag%0D%0AFailed+to+Investigate%0D%0AWTC+Building+7%0D%0ATruther%0D%0ABenghazi%0D%0AForced+Sterilization%0D%0AFlouridation%0D%0ALone+Gunman%0D%0ABirth+Certificate%0D%0ANew+World+Order%0D%0AInternational+Zionist+Conspiracy%0D%0AJewish+Bankers%0D%0ASasquatch%0D%0ADebris+Field%0D%0AMilitary+Industrial+Complex%0D%0AFreemasons%0D%0AKnights+Templar%0D%0ASkull+%26+Bones%0D%0AJesse+Ventura%0D%0AApollo+Moon+Hoax%0D%0AArgentina%0D%0AClimategate%0D%0AZapruder%0D%0AWhitewater%0D%0ABlue+Dress%0D%0ASandy+Hook%0D%0AThe+%22Real%22+Killer+was%0D%0AHolocaust+Revisionist%0D%0ATri-lateral+Commission%0D%0AInside+Job%0D%0AOperation+Snow+White%0D%0AAncient+Aliens%0D%0ATinfoil+Hat">this fun Bingo game</a>.</p> <p>Feel free to add your favorite conspiracy buzzword! </p> <p>h/t <a href="http://wehuntedthemammoth.com/">WeHuntedTheMammoth</a> whose blog I just found regarding <a href="http://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2014/09/08/zoe-quinns-screenshots-of-4chans-dirty-tricks-were-just-the-appetizer-heres-the-first-course-of-the-dinner-directly-from-the-irc-log/">this disgusting episode</a>, as part of which they had made a <a href="http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/custom/?title=%23GamerGate+Bingo&amp;exclamation=SARKEESIAN!!!&amp;terms=Sarkeesian+is+a+liar!%0D%0ASarkeesian+is+a+con+artist!%0D%0AShe+doxxed+herself%0D%0AC*nt%0D%0AWhore%0D%0ABitch%0D%0AGo+read+this+3756-page+IRC+chat+log%0D%0ABoycott+this+giant+list+of+sites!%0D%0AShe+sent+that+death+threat+to+herself+%0D%0ABut+we+call+everyone+c*nts+%0D%0A%23Gamergate+isn%E2%80%99t+about+Zoe+Quinn+%0D%0AThis+isn%27t+about+Zoe+Quinn+but+she+IS+a+whore%0D%0A%E2%80%9CJournalistic+integrity%E2%80%9D+%0D%0ADemands+ethical+journalism%2C+spreads+rumors%0D%0ARelies+on+YouTube+for+objective+journalism%0D%0AAsking+for+%24+for+vid+on+Sarkeesian+asking+for+%24%0D%0ASarkeesian+is+a+con+artist+so+give+us+money%0D%0AClosing+comments+on+YouTube+is+oppression!+%0D%0AWatch+this+hour-long+YouTube+video%0D%0AThis+guy+who+looks+like+Anton+LaVey+seems+legit%0D%0AWhite+Knights%0D%0ABut+we+also+hate+Zoe+Quinn%27s+friends%0D%0AGaming+is+a+safe+space+for+male+nerds%0D%0ASJWs+are+evil!%0D%0ASJWs+are+taking+over+gaming!%0D%0ASJW%27s+want+to+destroy+gaming!%0D%0ASarkeesian+isn%27t+a+real+gamer!%0D%0AYou%27re+just+cherrypicking!%0D%0ACasual+games+aren%27t+real+games%0D%0AWomen+don%27t+play+real+games%0D%0ATwitter+user+with+anime+avatar+and+2+followers%0D%0A[White+guy+pretending+to+be+person+of+color]%0D%0A[Dude+obviously+sockpuppeting+as+woman]%0D%0ABut+Christina+Hoff+Sommers+likes+us%0D%0AAdam+Baldwin+invented+%23GamerGate%0D%0ALet%27s+harass+[female+name]+because+she%27s+mean+%0D%0ABut+Julian+Assange+likes+us!+%0D%0APeer-reviewed+science+is+on+our+side!%0D%0ADude+with+Vivian+James+avatar+on+Twitter%0D%0ABut+the+fictional+Vivian+James+is+on+our+side!%0D%0AConde+Nast+is+the+real+enemy%0D%0ABut+I+don%27t+like+Depression+Quest%0D%0A%E2%80%9CThe+fire+rises%E2%80%9D%0D%0A%23GamerGate+is+a+consumer+revolt%0D%0A[Links+to+Breitbart+article]+%0D%0ACracked.com+is+a+feminazi+front%0D%0ASarkeesian+is+the+real+misogynist%0D%0AWe+don%27t+harass%2C+that%27s+just+trolls%0D%0ABut+we+donated+to+charity+%28to+spite+Zoe+Quinn%29%0D%0ABut+Zoe+Quinn+tweeted+something+once!%0D%0ASomething+something+ethics%0D%0ASomething+something+corruption%0D%0ASomething+something+censorship%0D%0A4chan+doesn%27t+represent+us!%0D%0A4chan+is+actually+super+great+to+women%0D%0ABut+we+say+terrible+shit+about+guys+too!%0D%0ANot+every+single+person+on+4chan+was+involved%0D%0AZoe+Quinn+is+ugly+so+here+are+her+nudes%0D%0AKotaku+is+an+SJW+feminist+front%0D%0ABut+we+also+hate+men+who+support+Quinn.+%0D%0AWe%27re+not+misogynists.+We+hate+the+5+guys+too.%0D%0ABut+we+call+ourselves+f*ggots%2C+so+it%27s+ok%0D%0ABut+this+black+dude+supports+us%0D%0ABut+we+don%27t+hate+every+single+woman%0D%0ASJWs+are+bigoted+against+straight+white+men%0D%0A%E2%80%9CA+serious+work+of+investigative+journalism.%E2%80%9D%0D%0AComment+about+Anita+Sarkeesian%27s+labia%0D%0AComment+about+Zoe+Quinn%27s+vagina%0D%0AGames+without+dead+hookers+aren%27t+realistic%0D%0APosting+someone%27s+private+info+isn%27t+doxxing%0D%0ACriticizing+sexism+in+video+games+is+oppression%0D%0AAnita+Sarkeesian+is+Jack+Thompson+with+breasts%0D%0AAnita+Sarkeesian+wanted+to+be+harassed%0D%0AWe%27re+the+silent+majority+%28who+can%27t+shut+up%29+%0D%0AFEZ+sucked+actually%0D%0ASJWs+want+to+force+games+to+feature+lesbians%0D%0ABlocking+me+on+Twitter+is+oppression%0D%0AYou+goaded+us+into+calling+you+a+c*nt%0D%0APromiscuous+bullies+are+tearing+gaming+apart%0D%0ABut+this+imaginary+gamer+girl+agrees+with+us!%0D%0ASJWs+want+us+to+live+in+sexless+misery%0D%0AThere%27s+no+bigotry+in+gaming%0D%0ASJWs+are+oppressing+nerds%0D%0ASex-having+women+oppress+nerdy+gamers%0D%0ASJWs+are+sociopaths.+Destroy+them+w%2Fo+remorse!%0D%0ADepression+Quest+isn%27t+even+a+real+game%0D%0ABut+Zoe+Quinn+slept+with+some+dudes%0D%0AAnita+Sarkeesian%27s+hoop+earrings%0D%0ASome+made-up+shit+about+Zoe+Quinn%0D%0AShe%27s+lying+about+being+harassed.+Harass+her!+%0D%0AI+can+tell+those+%E2%80%9Cdeath+threats%E2%80%9D+aren%27t+real%0D%0ABlurry+screenshot+of+something+or+other%0D%0AInexplicable+screenshot+collage+with+red+arrows%0D%0AReddit+censorship!%0D%0AElaborate+conspiracy+theory%0D%0AFreeze+Peach!%0D%0ABut+she%27s+fat%0D%0AI+totally+wouldn%27t+have+sex+with+her+%0D%0AStock+photo+Twitter+avatar%0D%0AEgg+avatar+on+Twitter%0D%0AZoe+Quinn+is+evil+because+naked+pics%0D%0AAnita+Sarkeesian+wants+to+censor+games!%0D%0ASomething+something+IGF+corruption+conspiracy%0D%0AFeminazis+are+worse+than+Nazis+actually%0D%0AReverse+sexism%0D%0AReverse+racism%0D%0ACisphobia%0D%0AGamer+girls+are+great+%28if+they+agree+with+us%29%0D%0AWomen+will+ruin+gaming">"GamerGate" bingo game</a>. And for finding that blog, a huge hat tip to <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page">RationalWiki</a>.</p> </div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-6421 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="Conspiracy Bingo!" class="rdf-meta"></span> Thu, 18 Sep 2014 21:50:43 +0000 okanogen 40502 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/conspiracy_bingo#comments This week in Darwinism http://correntewire.com/this_week_in_darwinism <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p><a href="http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/national-international/272799551.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_LABrand">Shooting range instructor killed</a> while trying to teach a 9-year old how to fire an automatic weapon.</p> </div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-6670 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="This week in Darwinism" class="rdf-meta"></span> Wed, 27 Aug 2014 13:29:24 +0000 okanogen 40347 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/this_week_in_darwinism#comments The Terrorists Get a Win http://correntewire.com/the_terrorists_get_a_win <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p><img src="http://correntewire.com/files/styles/original/public/SKA_Mardoll_Doxx_crop2.png?itok=e9UnaKBW" width="540" height="304" alt="" class="image-original" /></p> <p><a href="http://www.donotlink.com/framed?30126">Terrorists</a> win a round. Congratulations assholes, it took a while, but <a href="http://www.anamardoll.com/2014/08/metapost-im-sorry.html">you finally shut a woman up on the internet</a>. </p> <p>What a glorious accomplishment, and all it took was a little "what, who, me? Whatever do you mean?" doxxing dogwhistle. You should be so proud of yourselves, improving the internets like that. </p> </div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-5079 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="The Terrorists Get a Win" class="rdf-meta"></span> Tue, 26 Aug 2014 17:14:39 +0000 okanogen 40344 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/the_terrorists_get_a_win#comments Dan Geer Opts Out http://correntewire.com/dan_geer_opts_out <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p>I'm not a huge fan of his sideburns, but<a href="http://geer.tinho.net/geer.blackhat.6viii14.txt"> this is a very thought-provoking address</a> by Dan Geer [From Wikipedia: Geer is currently the chief information security officer for In-Q-Tel, a not-for-profit venture capital firm that invests in technology to support the Central Intelligence Agency].</p> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/nT-TGvYOBpI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><p> A couple excerpts from the transcript:</p></div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-3986 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="Dan Geer Opts Out" class="rdf-meta"></span> Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:09:24 +0000 okanogen 40161 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/dan_geer_opts_out#comments Mirror Held Up to a Mirror http://correntewire.com/mirror_held_up_to_a_mirror <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p><a href="http://contextly.com/blog/2013/03/suggested-content/">It reflects directly into the abyss, right?</a> Here we have clickbait, paid "content engine" corporate stooge Ryan Singel, weeping like a 12-foot crocodile over other "content engine" dot.dickheads who are completely corrupting and "busting-out" the interwebs through their phony content space exploitations. In that article from over a year ago, he discusses the exact same ad headlines "BUY AN IPAD FOR $40!" that currently grace the formerly ad-free spaces of, for instance, Correntewire. <img src="http://correntewire.com/files/styles/full/public/Screenshot%20%281%29_0.png?itok=EzNr4OUo" width="540" height="304" alt="" class="image-full" /></p> </div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-8300 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="Mirror Held Up to a Mirror" class="rdf-meta"></span> Fri, 25 Apr 2014 09:07:32 +0000 okanogen 39404 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/mirror_held_up_to_a_mirror#comments Lo-fi Monday http://correntewire.com/lo_fi_monday <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a><iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bf0jv9P-4yI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-1328 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="Lo-fi Monday" class="rdf-meta"></span> Mon, 14 Apr 2014 18:20:35 +0000 okanogen 39328 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/lo_fi_monday#comments Michelle Bachmann For President? http://correntewire.com/michelle_bachmann_for_president <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p>I'm trying to find this quote. If it is real, I think my libtard brain just exploded.</p> <p><img src="http://correntewire.com/files/styles/original/public/1491717_799240973434392_459841206094347656_n.jpg?itok=kjEyb9Fx" width="403" height="270" alt="" class="image-original" /></p> </div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-9871 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="Michelle Bachmann For President?" class="rdf-meta"></span> Sun, 13 Apr 2014 16:44:21 +0000 okanogen 39325 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/michelle_bachmann_for_president#comments Offshore Tax Haven Clients http://correntewire.com/offshore_tax_haven_clients <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p>Wouldn't you like to know who has financial holdings in known offshore tax havens? Well, thanks to ICIJ (The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists), you can just <a href="http://offshoreleaksmap.icij.org/index.html?target=map">search the database!</a> It has beautiful graphics showing the interconnection of entities, individuals, and addresses of financial holdings. The IRS and other tax authorities certainly (?) are looking at this database.Or at least, some should be afraid of that. I have, and it is FASCINATING! Weeks and months of fun, or until the DOS attacks.</p></div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-6630 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="Offshore Tax Haven Clients" class="rdf-meta"></span> Thu, 13 Mar 2014 14:30:38 +0000 okanogen 39149 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/offshore_tax_haven_clients#comments Whither Saint Jobs http://correntewire.com/whither_saint_jobs <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p>Steve Jobs, patron saint of bohos and hipsters, has his halo tarnished by class-action discovery, and it couldn't happen to a more deserving asshat:</p></div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-5662 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="Whither Saint Jobs" class="rdf-meta"></span> Thu, 20 Feb 2014 20:48:29 +0000 okanogen 39035 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/whither_saint_jobs#comments "One-Year" Gitmo Apologists, Please Read - Year Six (?) http://correntewire.com/one_year_gitmo_apologists_please_read_year_six <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Body:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"> <a name="more"></a> <p><a href="http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/11/guantanamo-american-disgrace-never-happen-again">This is year six.</a></p> <p><img src="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/12/5/1386261033010/Guantanamo-Bay-2-released-008.jpg" /></p> <p>Six years later and only a handful of people have been released. If you feel like puking for a little while, <a href="http://www.vice.com/read/it-dont-gitmo-better-than-this-0001000-v20n8">read this</a>.</p></div></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div><div class='shr_classic-default-1956 shareaholic-show-on-load'></div><div style='clear:both'></div><span property="dc:title" content="&quot;One-Year&quot; Gitmo Apologists, Please Read - Year Six (?)" class="rdf-meta"></span> Thu, 06 Feb 2014 15:04:28 +0000 okanogen 38970 at http://correntewire.com http://correntewire.com/one_year_gitmo_apologists_please_read_year_six#comments