If only the DFHs would STFU we could get back to business as usual!
Bloomberg:

[DIMON] “If we act like a dysfunctional family and we don’t finish these things and we’re [what do you mean, "we"?] forever debating them, I think this will go on for several years,” Dimon, 52, said at a conference hosted by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce in Washington. “It’s completely up to us at this point.”

[DIMON] “When I hear the constant vilification of corporate America, I personally don’t understand it,”[No, I wouldn't think so] Dimon said in his speech. “I would ask a lot of our folks in government to stop doing it because I think it’s hurting our [what do you mean, "our"?] country.”

Vilification... You mean, like "What did you do with my trillions, you swelling pustule? Like that?

Dimon called for the U.S. to create a “systemic risk regulator” and put procedures in place to deal with potential failures of large financial institutions.

Stop me before I loot again!

Some smart person at JP Morgan really ought to muzzle Dimon, don't you think? But then, how could they? He's so... so.... so perfect.

NOTE I believe Jamie has played our little game before.... Indeed, yes! And, of course, nobody could have predicted....

UPDATE Oh, and Bloomberg's headline is classic:

Dimon Says Banking System Can Be Saved If Corporate `Vilification' Stops

Down, wantons, down!