June 2007

Catty Clones in California


Well, if you're not going to save the country then I'm not going to save the country either. Happy 4th of July, bitch!

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Image by mjs, who took it after wandering into an enormous food store in Tulare, California.

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We're still #1! We're still #1!

Speaking of vituperation:

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Yes, that Adam's Apple was made for sucking! And Corrente is Your Number One Source for Ann Coulter suckitude!

The Cult of the Expert

Michiko Kakutani is sparing with her usual venom in her review of Andrew Keen's "The Cult of The Amateur - how the internet is killing our culture", (in her words) "a shrewdly argued jeremiad against the digerati effort to dethrone cultural and political gatekeepers and replace experts with the “wisdom of the crowd.”

The Horror! Perhaps Michiko fears she could be dethroned herself? But let's move on:

For one thing, Mr. Keen says, “history has proven that the crowd is not often very wise,” embracing unwise ideas like “slavery, infanticide, George W. Bush’s war in Iraq, Britney Spears.”

I'll leave the first two alone, but how can it not be obvious that the responsibility for these last two examples lies entirely with the "experts" and not the crowd?

The initial popular support for George W. Bush's war in Iraq was a direct consequence of the Experts' relentless and passionate cheerleading for the war.

So You Want to Be a Screenwriter!

Hey, it's a (semi)(pre) holiday weekend, hits are probably in the toilet, CNN is All Burning British Things All The Time, so I feel no obligation to be all serious and shit. This is just for fun. And Leah.

We head now for the mysterious halls of The David Milch School of Screenwriting Now mind you, this is from Something Awful.com, and I am not therefore 100% sure this is really written by David Milch. Although it should be. But in any fucking case I don't want any threats of lawsuits, you fucking got that Mr. Milch? Talk to the Something Awful people, I just link here.

(Oh, and about the fucking language: David Milch is the guy who wrote fucking "Deadwood" which, being on HBO, I have never seen, but am assured it had more filthy 19th century language than has ever been broadcast before. And that 19th century filthy language is not unlike that of today, fuck it all. Although I knew that already since I own no less than three copies of Dr. Thomas Lowry's classic Sex in the Civil War which has a whole chapter called "Blue With Oaths" devoted to the fucking subject.)

Lights. Camera. AAAAction...

If it Ain't Decapitated Bodies In Yer Street..

...it's somebody hackin' yer damn website.

(Via Juan Cole.)

Although it seems intriguing that somebody claiming to be named "Billy" is quite so fluent in written Arabic, don'tcha think? Somehow I am skeptical of the authenticity of this name.

Muqtada al Sadr can only put a hundred thousand or more armed, irate Shiite folks into the streets on about 20 minutes notice, so it's real smart to go pissing him off with hijinks on his website.

The SCROTUS

As opposed to the SCOTUS:

The Supreme Court for Republicans in the United States.

Vituperation

This week's New Yorker has this quote from the British satirist Auberon Waugh:

He did not mince words about what such writing constituted. “Vulgar abuse,” he called it, and he stood up for it. “Vituperation is not a philosophy of life nor an answer to all life’s ills. It is merely a tool, a device. . . . It redresses some of the forces of deference which bolster the conceit of the second-rate; it also prevents the first-rate from going mad with conceit.” He felt that mockery was a British specialty and that this made “life in Britain preferable to life anywhere else.”

Hear, hear.

So, what was Willard Mitt Romney's dog praying for, exactly?

Via the fair and balanced Ana Marie, this saccharine little vignette:

One of the Romney family's 1980s routines had been to gather in Mitt and Ann's bedroom each night to say their prayers together. Another family dog from that era, a yellow Labrador named McKenzie, would join them, putting her paws up on the bed in mock prayer, Ann told the Globe.

Hinky.

I'm telling you, the Romneys are hinky.

But what was McKenzie praying for? I think I know:

I'm having a bad feeling about today's 5:00 horror

What do you think it will be?

What Is Missing Thus Far from Our Democratic Presidential Candidates

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Picture of JFK Campaigning in a Factory.

Yes, last night's debate/forum was a huge improvement on previous outings, and Tavis Smiley and the panel of journalists he had gathered put Brian Williams and the rest of the beltway star interlocutors to shame.

And yet, for those of us who, without hesitation, call ourselves liberals, progressives or otherwise acknowledge our left leanings, something has been missing from this too early campaign for who will be the Democratic nominee for President in the 2008 election.

Well, look no further for someone to define what that missing something is. And irony of ironies, you have the Washington Monthly to thank for this, a publication that has sometimes been less than comfortable embracing the liberalism inherited from the 1960s and 70s, not that Charlie Peters, its editor for many years, wasn't a genuine liberal. But if you were reading the magazine in the 1980s and 1990s, you'll know what I mean.

Well, someone at the Washington Monthly had the brilliant idea of asking Theodore Sorenson, John Kennedy's chief speech writer, whom, as the Monthly points out, Kennedy called his "intellectual blood bank," to write an acceptance speech for whomever addresses the Democratic convention next year as its presidential nominee.

Sorenson is now retired. Over the years, every appearance of his, every published word of his, has reminded me of what it was like living in an America where "liberal" wasn't a dirty word. Perhaps that's why Ted Sorenson has been far less visible as a media presence than we had a right to expect, given his historic role with both John and Bobby Kennedy, his intelligence and knowledge of policy, and the power of his writing.

You will see by the speech he has written that Ted Sorenson has been paying attention.

Here's his opening paragraph, how he would like the Democratic nominee to frame the kind of campaign that is worthy of the demands of the time we're living in, and worthy of American voters, and which he or she intends to wage with or without the cooperation of the Republican nominee, whomever that may be.