and woofleberry cake, perhaps a slice...
Not my holiday, but I did grow up in the generation who always wondered what razzleberry dressing was. So have a slice of woofleberry cake on me and be kind to each other, and especially to yourselves.*
[I've heard a rumor that there is really a "secret" recipe for razzleberry dressing, but can't find it in the few minutes I have to post today. Anyone? Anyway, I think it would be great to create recipes for these, sort of the way John Scalzi created a recipe for Schadenfreude (pie). If you have an idea, please leave it in the comments!]
* P.S. Don't forget our troops, serving yet another holiday fighting the endless war. May they all return home soon, safe and sound.