And About That Third Kind of Snake....
via ABC7 News:
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) - A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison. Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004.
...At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.
...He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate.
...Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson's robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records.
Carmelia Brossett, a senior probation officer for the state Department of Corrections, said in a presentencing report that Thompson refused to undergo psychosexual testing.
"Thompson's denial of the offense would likely present difficulty, if not inability for treatment providers to provide meaningful and beneficial sex-offender treatment," she said.
Now if Judge WhoozaWeenie gets four fucking years for playing with himself, what do you suppose the upper level cabal of the BushCo organized crime operation should get in the way of sentencing? After they do their stint in The Hague for the war crimes matters of course.
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